Get Your Own Food by Brian C.
There once was an Englishman living the life of riley on his own private island. He spent most of his days lounging away, being waited on hand and foot by his loyal servant Jerrod. He used to be an explorer and one day he came upon the island he now calls home. He stayed there for a few days and discovered that he had never been happier to survive. He began hunting the wild boars, which were plentiful on the island. He used a large stick that had been sharpened to a point.
One day, as he was hunting on a cold rainy midsummer's day, he noticed a rustling coming from behind him.
He stopped, looked around, and after not hearing it for a few minutes, continued hunting the boars. A few minutes later, in a different area of the island, he heard the rustling again. Now he was getting really nervous, having never heard anything quite like it before. He stopped for a good 5 minutes searching high and low for the creature behind the rustling. After giving up again, he once again heard something else. This time it surrounded him. Frightened, he yelled, “Who are u and what do u want?”
Suddenly, out of the shadows, sprang of the largest animals he had ever seen. They were similar to the boars he was hunting but twice as big.
Then, suddenly, it dawned on him. He had been spearing their babies
Never had he seen more ferocious creatures before; they wanted to devour him whole in retribution. He turned around threw his spear and began running.
He barreled past the boars and made a break for his barge, yelling at the top of his lungs.
He evaded them for a good 5 minutes, an impressive feat indeed.. But then, he stumbled over a stone and fell to the ground.
The boars kept charging at him and soon reached him. They swiftly surrounded him and the largest of the beasts bared his teeth and ripped his head off in one fell swoop.
Blood spurted out of his head, which the pigs eagerly lapped up. They then picked his bones clean, full and full of glee for avenging their fallen children. They also devoured his trusty servant Jerrod, who never saw it coming and died shrieking like a little sissy girl.
The end.
The moral of the story: Don’t eat anyone’s children.
One day, as he was hunting on a cold rainy midsummer's day, he noticed a rustling coming from behind him.
He stopped, looked around, and after not hearing it for a few minutes, continued hunting the boars. A few minutes later, in a different area of the island, he heard the rustling again. Now he was getting really nervous, having never heard anything quite like it before. He stopped for a good 5 minutes searching high and low for the creature behind the rustling. After giving up again, he once again heard something else. This time it surrounded him. Frightened, he yelled, “Who are u and what do u want?”
Suddenly, out of the shadows, sprang of the largest animals he had ever seen. They were similar to the boars he was hunting but twice as big.
Then, suddenly, it dawned on him. He had been spearing their babies
Never had he seen more ferocious creatures before; they wanted to devour him whole in retribution. He turned around threw his spear and began running.
He barreled past the boars and made a break for his barge, yelling at the top of his lungs.
He evaded them for a good 5 minutes, an impressive feat indeed.. But then, he stumbled over a stone and fell to the ground.
The boars kept charging at him and soon reached him. They swiftly surrounded him and the largest of the beasts bared his teeth and ripped his head off in one fell swoop.
Blood spurted out of his head, which the pigs eagerly lapped up. They then picked his bones clean, full and full of glee for avenging their fallen children. They also devoured his trusty servant Jerrod, who never saw it coming and died shrieking like a little sissy girl.
The end.
The moral of the story: Don’t eat anyone’s children.
